No one wants to see you shirtless playing beer pong. Sunglasses look like you're hiding something.
Delete, delete, delete.
Oh, you like eating, reading, and hanging out? *snore* Let's write something witty and interesting that actually represents you.
A blank profile hints you're' a creep, a long profile screams you're overeager. We'll eyeball your profile top to bottom and find the right balance.
Your token gay best friend. Professional douche spotter. One cup of rosé and he'll give you the brutal truth of why people are swiping left on your profile.
The sassy Brit and professional social media consultant. Builds you up after Spencer has ripped you to shreds. Makes a mean English country summer.
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